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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5152 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 294 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 121 |
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