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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9025 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Our server is so chaotic, you’ll feel like you’re living in a house infested with roaches and mold – but don’t worry, we have an exterminator on speed dial! Trade chores with other players, just like how our stepdaughter traded her brother for an easier task. And if you’re lucky, you might even find some leftover food and wrappers in your inventory – just watch out for the roaches!
Join now and experience the thrill of dealing with dysfunctional family dynamics in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you can escape reality and dive into the madness of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can survive the drama!