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Unprepared Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

action, Adventure, Anime, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, Anime Series, Chi, Chikyuu, Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite, Earth, Earth’s Rotation, episode 4, FANTASY, Fun, japanese animation, Minecraft, movements, Movements of the Earth, New Release, Orb, science fiction, smp, Thread, Tsuite, Undou

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	5468	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, anime fandom, anime movies, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Character development, character growth, childhood memories, emotional impact, fan community, filler episodes, hidden messages, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, NarutoFree, Nostalgia, plot twists, redemption arcs, Server, SHONEN, story arc, Zone

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

Applicants, blockquotepHeckin, Competition, depopulated, depopulation, economic struggle, Economy, high demand, housing crisis, housing shortage, job competition, job market, job scarcity, Job Search, low supply, Minecraft, minimum wage, overpopulation, population decline, SMPpblockquote, studio apartment, traffic jams, unemployment, waiting in line

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4919	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

beauty trends, cosmetic dentistry, cultural dental practices, dental accessories, dental adornments, dental bling, dental culture, dental embellishments, dental fashion, dental fashion statements, dental trends, gemstone, Minecraft, oral aesthetics, oral fashion, Server, TOOTH, tooth decoration, tooth gems, tooth gems around the world, tooth gems popularity, tooth gems prevalence, tooth jewelry, unique dental trends

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	6519	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9257	Farms Harvested:	753
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

Euro culture, euro humor, euro memes, European cuisine, European culture, EUROS, exotic cuisine, funny, funny wildlife, humor, humor memes, meme, Minecraft, smp, spicy, spicy food, spicy jokes, spicy memes, spicy wildlife, wild animals, wildlife, wildlife humor

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Potions Brewed:	127
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	195
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

#youtube, action games, Adventure, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, archives, Blaise Shinryu, Comfy girl, Corpo, DEADeien, Dorky mecha fan, drawing, eien, EIEN Friends, EIEN Project General, Eiens, Energetic girl, Epic, Gen 1 Museia, Gen 2 Haven, Halo, horror games, in memoriam, indie games, Ironic weeb, jidf, Kilia Kurayami, League, Lore, Mirri Saffire, Nanimo Navi, nier, pcgen3k, pxl, retro games, Schedule, Silly noblewoman, Skye Shinryu, smp, songs, Speedrunning, twitter, Unhinged tomboy, vdere, vnug, VSMP, VT, Website, zatsu, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

Approved Larian Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Votes:	3610	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Emeralds Found:	6311	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7179	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3089
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!