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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4387 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!