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Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7126

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4324	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8009	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

ParisianPvP

anger, controversy, crime, deportation policy, failed deportation, France, Government, immigration, international news, Justice, murder, Paris student, ParisianPvP, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, Safety concerns, Social Issues, Tragedy, victims’ rights, violence

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Cave Seed Medicinal Tree

ancient agriculture, ancient plant species, ancient seed, ancient seeds revival., biodiversity conservation, botanical breakthrough, cave, cave discovery, environmental research, historical preservation, horticulture, Medicinal, Medicinal tree, plant genetics, plant growth, plant propagation, plant science, Seed, seed germination, seed longevity, sustainable farming, Tree, tree cultivation, tree preservation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	269
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

LOL U GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a tree that’s like, super old and magical and stuff. like, we found this seed in a cave that’s been chillin’ there for like a thousand years, and now we got this medicinal tree growin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

come join us and experience the healing powers of this ancient tree, like seriously, it’s gonna blow ur mind. who needs potions when u got a tree that can cure all ur ailments? plus, the tree is guarded by a pack of super cute baby pandas that will protect it at all costs.

so come on over and witness the miracle of nature on our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget. #TreeOfLife #PandaProtection #MinecraftMagic

The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

Absurdity, apply, Craziness, Discord integration, Dragon.., Dynmap, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, GrownUps, handle, HARD, Head Database, Lab, Minecraft, Netherhub, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.