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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1605 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!