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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4361 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8077 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
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