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The Minecraft SMP – /fng/ Memories Edition

Bird Call Emote, Brick or Treat, Chapter 5 Memories, Edition, Eminem, Felina, Felina’s Claw Meow, fng, fortnite, Fortnite Chapter 2 Remix, Fortnite Crew Subscription., Fortnite Festival Season 6, ice spice, Juice WRLD, LEGO XP AFK Strategy, Memories, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, Progress Your Fortnite Passes, Quests, Ranked Reload, rocket racing, Season XP Leveling Pace, Shop, smp, snoop dogg, Stadium Lights, Stats, v-bucks

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 2 Remix on steroids! We’ve got Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Ice Spice, and Juice WRLD battling it out in Battle Royale – it’s a musical showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – we have LEGO XP AFK Strategy that will blow your mind! And if you want to level up fast, check out our Season XP Leveling Pace guide. Plus, we have Mission Alerts for StW that will keep you on your toes.

And get this – coming soon, you can progress your Fortnite Passes by playing ANY experience! It’s like leveling up while you sleep (literally)!

But wait, there’s more! Buy Fortnite V-Bucks and earn the Bird Call Emote, unlock Felina and Felina’s Claw Meow for free, and experience the Stadium Lights Up for Snoop Dogg in Fortnite Festival Season 6! And don’t forget to check out Rocket Racing V31.40 and Brick or Treat in LEGO Fortnite V31.40!

Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Thank the Bus Driver and get ready for the ride of your life!

StoryMine Competitions for real money Minecraft server

Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft server, No Lags, pleasant, Plugins, Private, real money, Russian, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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Fearful Craft Minecraft Server

apprehensive, body image, confidence issues, Craft, doubt, fear of intimacy, Fearful, genitalia, gross, Insecurity, INTIMATE, Minecraft, naked, Nervous, Opening, performance anxiety, roastie, scared of sex, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, sexual insecurities, sexual performance, vulnerable

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	7180	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you tired of worrying about awkward encounters in the bedroom? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you don’t have to worry about any of that! No need to get naked or show your pp, just focus on building and exploring with your fellow blockheads.

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about encountering any “gross roastie type pussies” because, well, we’re all blocks! No need to stress about your sexual performance either, just focus on mining and crafting to your heart’s content.

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. So come on, join our server and leave all your sexual anxieties at the door – we’re all about fun and games here!

Until open source free tards realise that people actually want… Minecraft SMP

Community, compatibility, Desktop, desktop computing, Development, free, freetards, GPU, Hardware, innovation, linux, Minecraft, Open, open collaboration, open source, open standards, operating system, people, Popular, proprietary drivers, Realise, smp, software, source, tards, Technology, technology enthusiasts, user experience, Want

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of dealing with open source freetards who just can’t seem to get it together? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where we don’t give a flying flip about proprietary drivers or whatever the heck the Linux desktop is? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where we embrace the world’s most popular GPU in our desktops without a care in the world. Say goodbye to boring servers that follow the rules – here, we make our own rules and have a blast doing it.

So come on, join us and let’s show those open source freetards what real Minecraft fun looks like. Who needs proprietary drivers when you have a crazy SMP like ours to play on? Let’s take over the Minecraft world together and leave the Linux desktop in the dust!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

#zenitsu, action, Adventure, Anime, aoi, BOAR RUSH, Demon Slayer, FANTASY, he got the sister, japanese animation, long tail, Love Triangle, Manga, Minecraft, Nezuko, Server, SHONEN, Siblings, Sis, squad, Supernatural, switch honestly, the pig got the girl

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
New Chunks Explored:	219104	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, pigs are getting all the girls and sisters are getting swapped left and right! Join now to witness the chaos as Nezuko gets BOAR RUSH’d and Zenitsu ends up with Aoi. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen on our server? Join us for a wild ride unlike any other!

Mindless Minecraft SMP Player

brain function, cognitive psychology, concentration, Consciousness, Focus, Images, internal monologue, introspection, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, mental imagery, mindfulness, MINDLESS, Minecraft, player, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, thinking, thought process, Visualization

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Votes:	163	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually have to use words to communicate? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, we have a special plugin that allows players to communicate using only emojis and pictures. That’s right, say goodbye to words and hello to a whole new level of confusion!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this incredible prize?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the server. Dance the night away with your fellow players to the sweet sounds of Minecraft music discs, and maybe even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new world of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is emoji!

Gov’t-Free Minecraft Server

apathetic, Blacks, Consistent, country direction, Economy, electorate, gas prices, Government, GovtFree, high rent, immigration, Jordans, kamala, Lifestyle, Minecraft, partying, Penguin, Server, sex, societal issues, trump, unaffected, Weed

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where politics and real-world issues don’t matter at all! Whether you’re team Trump, team Kamala, or team Penguin, none of them have any influence here. Our players are too busy living their best virtual lives to worry about high rent, gas prices, or the economy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with weed, sex, partying, and buying Jordans – because who needs real responsibilities when you can escape to our server? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.

Come see for yourself how our players, regardless of race, have been thriving in this virtual world for years, completely unfazed by the chaos of the real world. So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll!

/BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3318

ai, BLA, BLACED, Blacked Cards, BNWO Dictionary, booru, cked, clothing, Dead, Discords, doki doki literature club, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, Minecraft, modding, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tutorials, zenless zone zero

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4405	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Mines Excavated:	1535	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – New America Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our AI guides are so advanced that they can help you build a house out of diamonds in no time. Plus, our BLACKED Modding is out of this world – turn your Minecraft character into a Genshin Impact hero or a Doki Doki Literature Club character, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.

City Life Minecraft Server

city, city advantages, city amenities, city attractions, city challenges, city culture, city development, city disadvantages, city expenses, city growth, city infrastructure, city life, city lifestyle, city migration, city opportunities., city population, city vs countryside, city vs rural, Life, Minecraft, quality of life, Server, urban living, urbanization

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
New Chunks Explored:	462364	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the zombies break out into dance parties? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil chickens. Explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of diamonds and the rivers flow with lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his golden egg of ultimate power?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Potato Wizard!

Billie’s Minecraft SMP Slugger’s Ceiling

Analysis, baseball, Billie Slugger, Billies, career prospects, Ceiling, comparison, Development, Evaluation, Future, highlights, Minecraft, MLB, Performance, player, Potential, Projection, prospect, scouting report, Skills, sluggers, smp, talent, Video

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we embark on quests to find the rarest items and battle the most ferocious mobs. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon waiting to be tamed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the Nether, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!