🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 368 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3607 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.
oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.