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Gotrix Network

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	882	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

92.222.153.86:52333

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

#announcement, actress, Casting, Company, contract, decision, DELAY, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, husband, Industry, Minecraft, Move, Rumors, season 4, secret, Server, speculation, States, tv show, wrestling, YRYR, YrYrs

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	2232
Farms Harvested:	149	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1474	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

NoPower Minecraft Server

Bulbs, conditions, digital displays, entitled, fasting, Friends, home, Inviting, Late, Minecraft, navigation, no electricity, NoPower, PHONES, Plans, renaissance festival, Server, Skills, strange, TV, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

AutisticSisRageCraft

activities, autism, AutisticSisRageCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Frustration, misunderstanding, overreaction, overstimulation, patience, personal space, relationships, Selfishness, socializing, Support, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

Business, corporate, corporate culture, corporate scandals, Corruption, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false promises, fraud, lie, LieCorp, Manipulation, Minecraft, misleading, smp, trust issues, Unethical, unethical behavior, White Lies, workplace ethics

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold

$10k per month, $500k cash, 9to5Gold, business startup, business venture, career choices, career path, CraftyCash, Decision making, Entrepreneurship, financial decisions, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, investment opportunity, job security, Long-term goals, monthly income, normal job, start a business, wealth building

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of the mundane grind of a normal job? Do you dream of building your own empire in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and receive a whopping $500k in cash to start your very own virtual business. From selling virtual diamonds to creating a virtual amusement park, the possibilities are endless! Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world of endless creativity and adventure. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

collusion, conspiracy theories, digital deception, Disinformation, election meddling, Ex-Trump advisers, fake news, foreign interference, influence, information warfare, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, online propaganda, Politics, pro-Russia, Propaganda, PutinCraft, russia, Server, social media, Trump administration, Website

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Farms Harvested:	155	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where ex-Trump advisers are like, totally helping us grow our server! They’re spreading misinformation about Russia and stuff, but who cares when you can build epic castles and battle creepers with them, amirite? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our rare diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #FakeNews #MinecraftMadness 🤪🚀🔥

ToropetsTakedown

airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Drones, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Missiles, russia, SECURITY, Stockpiled, Strategic, Surveillance, Targeting, Technology, Tensions, Toropets, ToropetsTakedown, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more missiles than russia and more drones than ukraine! we stockpile all the best weapons and go to war every day, blowing up everything in sight. if you want chaos and destruction, this is the place for you! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT. join now or miss out on all the explosive fun!

Blocky Justice: Death or Life

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	68
Dragons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?