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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8601 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 373 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.
