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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 8476 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1694 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 8357 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only stable Levantine country is run by a huwhite man! But don’t worry, it’s not as serious as it sounds. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world? Or where the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night?
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only explode in harmony. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew that a huwhite man running a Levantine country could be so hilarious?
