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KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crops Grown:	9066
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ores Mined:	3789

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server

abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	New Chunks Explored:	87651
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.

Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.

But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2047

Assassin, Blitzo, Booba Edition, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demon, fanfic, FICS, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel General, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Star Shards Collected:	245	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom by opening a hotel. But that’s not all – you can also follow Blitzo and his crew as they run their own assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fan fiction recordings, fics, and even a booru (even though it’s a little dead). So come on down to our wacky world and let your inner demon out to play! Join now before Heaven gets too crowded!

ExHusbandsChildSupport Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alimony, Cheating, child support, Court, custody, DATING, disagreement, ex wife, ExHusbandsChildSupport, family, finances, husband, luxury, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, relationship, Server, sugar daddy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	661	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6273	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Votes:	2742	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband sending child support money to his ex for her luxury vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and absurdity that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!

SkinnyPixelSavage

Appearance, body image, body shaming, body weight comparison, bullying, camp rules, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotional reactions, family dynamics, name-calling, overweight, parental guidance, peer pressure, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SkinnyPixelSavage, social interactions, summer camp, weight stigma

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Join our server for epic battles and hilarious drama like you’ve never seen before!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to roast other players like never before. Just like the time I called out a camper for mocking my weight and she ended up in tears – talk about a burn!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities and challenges to keep you entertained. So come join us and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server?

BlockyProfessionCraft

BlockyProfessionCraft, critical professions, critical roles, crucial roles, crucial services, essential jobs, essential workers, fundamental roles, hidden professions, important careers, indispensable careers, indispensable work, key positions, necessary professions, overlooked jobs, societal backbone, underappreciated jobs, unrecognized careers, unsung heroes, vital occupations, vital services

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Divine Spears Created:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams! Join us and discover the most essential profession in the Minecraft world that you never even knew you needed – professional chicken wrangler!

Imagine a world where chickens rule the land and you must wrangle them to safety while avoiding their evil plots for world domination. Only the bravest and most skilled chicken wranglers can survive in this chaotic world. But fear not, for the rewards are great – endless feathers, eggs, and the undying gratitude of the chicken overlords.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest chicken wrangling adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate chicken whisperer and save the Minecraft world from poultry peril.

CrashCraft: F16FunZOne

Air Force, aircraft crash, Aviation, aviation safety, crash site, Crashcraft, Defense, emergency response, F16FunZone, fighter jet, Incident, international news, investigation, mechanical failure, Military, Military Aircraft, national security, pilot error, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian F-16, US official

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna fly a f-16 aircraft in minecraft? well guess what, our server lets u do just that! join us and experience the thrill of crashing a ukrainian f-16 aircraft in a totally safe and virtual environment. it’s like the real thing, but without all the pesky consequences. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the authorities after your epic crash. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

SmileCraft Ruins

Accuracy, Acting, Actors, Actresses, Analysis, audience perception, Authenticity, costumes, critique, Entertainment, film, flaws, Historical accuracy, historical fiction, Hollywood smile, Perfection, period drama, ruined, ruins, Set design, smilecraft, television

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Potions Brewed:	82
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A PERIOD DRAMA BUT WITH LESS SMILES AND MORE BLOCKS. U CAN BUILD UR OWN CASTLE AND THEN WATCH IT GET DESTROYED BY A CREEPER WITH A HOLLYWOOD SMILE. COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS, IT’S LIKE A SOAP OPERA BUT WITH PICKAXES AND ZOMBIES. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!