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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4042 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 7821 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.