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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5285 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
New Chunks Explored: | 762415 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 158 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. From explosive sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next.
And as for learning about sex? Well, let’s just say our server has a unique way of teaching players about the birds and the bees. You’ll never look at a Minecraft pig the same way again!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!