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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7499 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2312 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
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