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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9169 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!