🔥길드 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBlockWars

arms sales, Conflict, Continues, controversy, CraftyBlockWars, criticism, defense industry, Delays, diplomatic tensions, germany, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, political decisions, qatar, Report, Sales, SELLING, Sparking, weapons

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Farms Harvested:	607

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

adverse reaction, GBS risk, Guillain-Barré syndrome, Guillain-Barre syndrome risk, GuillainBarre, Land, medical complications, neurological complications, neurological disorder, rare occurrence, rare side effect, rare vaccine adverse event, rare vaccine side effect, RSV vaccine, Syndrome, Vaccine Adverse Events, vaccine adverse reactions, vaccine complications, vaccine complications risk, vaccine risk, vaccine safety, vaccine side effects, vaccine-related illness

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Emeralds Found:	2955

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4127
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

best decision, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, empowerment, fulfillment, Happiness, impactful decisions, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, smp, success, transformation, wise choices

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Towns Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Alien Abductions:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

building relationships, cultivating empathy, deep conversation starters, encouraging vulnerability, engaging queries, enhancing communication, expanding horizons, exploring perspectives, fostering connection, igniting creativity, introspective inquiries, meaningful dialogue, MineCraftQA, open-ended discussions, personal reflection, philosophical musings, promoting understanding, Self Discovery, sparking curiosity, strengthening bonds, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	4474	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

alone, AMERICANS, blocks, busy, Communication, Community, Connection, Friends, friendship, Friendship Paradox, Friendship Time, friendship trends, ISOLATION, Lifestyle, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Paradox, relationships, Social Interaction, social trends, socializing, Technology, Time

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

adultsonly, Communication, Community, Discord, dramafree, Friendly, Fun, Glimmer, Groove, Hatefree, java, Minecraft, mingle, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newworld, Server, smp, Strict, SUPREME, Survival, Timezones, Voicechat, Welcoming, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1843
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!