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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 4895 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.