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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4308 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 35 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
But don’t worry, it’s not all about looks here. Our server is filled with exciting challenges and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. From building giant statues of our not-so-handsome leader to battling it out in epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace their inner weirdness and celebrate their lack of conventional attractiveness? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a block of pure unattractiveness?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next ruler of our not-so-pretty kingdom.
