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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7143 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 257759 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, bro.
We got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happenin’ all da time, like, one time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and everyone had to team up to survive.
And get this, our mods are like, super cool and helpful, they’ll hook you up with all da sweet loot and make sure you’re havin’ a blast.
But yo, here’s da kicker, if you don’t join dis server, your Minecraft character will turn into a chicken and be forever cursed to lay eggs for eternity.
So like, don’t be a noob, join our server and live your best blocky life, ya feel me?
