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ParentalSecretsMC SMP

Concealed, Confidential, discretion, family, Forbidden, hidden, INTIMATE, kept quiet, off limits, ParentalSecretsMC, Personal, privacy, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, smp, taboo, undisclosed, unshared, unspoken, Untold

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5313
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Picture this: alliances forming and breaking, secret love affairs between players, and epic battles over who gets to control the enchantment table.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of hiding your secret underground base from prying eyes, or if you’re looking to start a rumor that the server owner is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, intrigue, and questionable decision-making, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just make sure to never tell your parents about the time you accidentally blew up the entire spawn village with a TNT cannon…oops!

MineCraftMania: $350k or Bust!

350k, Burnout, Bust, career goals, exhaustion, financial motivation, high salary, job satisfaction, long hours, mental health, MinecraftMania, personal time, stress, Time management, work commitment, work ethic, work-life balance, work-life boundaries, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life priorities, workaholic, workaholism

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Crops Grown:	5835	Buildings Constructed:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of slaving away at a boring job for measly pay? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can work 80 to 90 hours a week and earn a whopping $350,000 a year! That’s right, just by playing Minecraft, you can become a virtual millionaire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-loving villagers who will trade you rare items for your hard-earned emeralds. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living the high life in our Minecraft server? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

HackerCraft Minecraft Server

confidential information, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber extortion, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, extort, government espionage, HackerCraft, hackers, hacking group, Hospitals, Minecraft, national security, north korean, RANSOMWARE ATTACK, security breach, Server, US military secrets

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean hackers stealing US military secrets and extorting hospitals for fun! if you want a wild ride full of chaos and danger, then this is the server for you! build your base, fight off the hackers, and maybe even uncover some top secret government information along the way. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of excitement?! join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

ZelenskyyCraft: F-16 Fury

air combat, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, defense showcase, eastern europe, F-16 fighter jets, F16, fighter aircraft, foreign relations, fury, Geopolitics, Military, military technology, national security, nato, russia, russian aggression, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	2583	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even Ukraine’s Zelenskyy is showing off his new F-16 fighter jets on it to combat Russia in the air? that’s right, our server is so epic that world leaders are using it to settle international disputes! come join us and be a part of the action as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory! who needs diplomacy when u have minecraft, amirite? so what are u waiting for? join now and show off your building skills to the world! let’s goooooo!

S m C R Minecraft server

Adventure, anti cheat, armor stand, Bank, Cities, Community, Comrade, Create, Emotecraft, Fun, Gaming, home, Minecraft, Moderation, Plasmovoice, Private, search, Server, SMCR, Suffixes, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

SmCR – Free, vanilla and private minecraft server with such basic things as plasmovoice and emotecraft. The following game mechanics were: Bank, suffixes, hands at the armor stand, heads falling off players and much more! The server has an excellent anti-cheat, and experienced guys are in moderation, so playing with us, you can feel at home!

We are waiting for you, comrade. Dare, search and create at SMCR! ✨

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The Voxel SMP Roleplay Server: Where cows have better acting skills than you!

Acting, age requirement, atmosphere, Chill, Community, Cows, Evaluation, Feedback, Gameplay experience, Hardware, INPUT, interactive-environment, Lag, Minecraft, Roleplay, roleplaying features, safe space, Server, server admins, Server Events, Singleplayer, Skills, Small Community, smp, software, Voxel

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	74	Gods Slained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Voxel SMP Roleplay Server Overview:

Server Name	Voxel SMP Roleplay Server
Admins	Two admins with 4+ years of experience
Player Capacity	Maximum of 20 players
Discord	Join the Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is dedicated to ensuring a lag-free experience for players.
What is the server’s focus?	The server aims to create a welcoming and close-knit community with a mix of vanilla gameplay and roleplaying.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord and go through the introductory process mentioned in the server description.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join the server.
How many players can join at a time?	There is a maximum capacity of 20 players on the server.

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, Entertainment, funny, HOLY, humor, Internet Sensation, meme, Minecraft, odd, Outrageous, quirky, Ridiculous, Server, silly, social media, strange, trending, viral, Wacky, weird

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Star Shards Collected:	248
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the cows moo like Beyonce and the creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and zombie chickens, and explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of candy and the oceans are filled with soda pop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Holy Boobers, a group of mystical creatures who grant wishes to any player who can find them. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a house made entirely of gold blocks? Easy peasy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Holy boobers, you won’t regret it!

LesbianCraft SMP: Building Bridges, One Block at a Time

ACO, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, BLOCK, Block Merging, Bridges, building, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, hdg, LesbianCraft, lesbians, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, nai, New User Guide, Nude, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, smp, SoC, Tags for Prompting, Time, Trash, VT, vtai, Wiki

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to Lesbians Edition, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Last time on /degen/: we had a wild adventure with our fellow players, from building epic structures to trolling each other with pranks. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that went down in the Controlnet – you have to see it to believe it!

But why should you join Lesbians Edition, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a New User Guide that will have you up and running in no time. Plus, our ComfyUI is so comfy, it’ll make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud. And let’s not forget about the Block Merging feature – it’s like Tetris on steroids!

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of links. From Civitai to Huggingface, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our OP Pasta – it’s a pasta lover’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lesbians Edition today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance. See you in the game!

Momma’s Munchies – HungryCraft

AITAH, Birthday, Boundaries, Cake, Cheesecake, Communication, cupcakes, expired food, family, Food, Frustration, HungryCraft, Listening, mom, mommas, MONEY, Munchies, not eating, Preferences, retail job, Understanding, Waste

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	127	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of not getting the birthday treat you actually want! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forced to eat cake again. Our virtual Cheesecake Factory offers free cheesecake slices for all players, because we believe in celebrating birthdays the right way.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can build your own virtual refrigerator filled with fresh, non-expired food. No more dealing with moldy leftovers or expired snacks, we only serve the best for our players. And if you ever find yourself in need of a meal, just ask your fellow gamers for some virtual food to cook up a feast.

So come on over to our server and leave the cake drama behind. We promise you won’t be the asshole in this situation, because here, we listen to our players’ preferences and make sure they have a great time. Join us now and let’s celebrate birthdays the cheesecake way!

PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Crowd, dislike, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, fear, Insecurity, judgement, Manners, Nervous, normal thing, Performance, personal space, Phobia, Public, PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP, scrutiny, self-conscious, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of having to pretend to enjoy small talk with strangers while waiting in line at the grocery store? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own grocery store and never have to deal with annoying customers again! Join us for a chance to escape the mundanity of real life and live out your wildest shopping fantasies in the safety of your own virtual world. Who needs small talk when you can just trade emeralds for carrots with your fellow players? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward public encounters forever!