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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5274 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2549 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
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