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ChocoCraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Potions Brewed:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Potions Brewed:	161	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Emeralds Found:	5144	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Towns Built:	7
Enchantments Applied:	244	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

jp.night-box.ru

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	New Chunks Explored:	332676
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ores Mined:	6939	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!