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Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Magic Items Found:	1369
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	149
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Potions Brewed:	89	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	3371	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Villages Defended:	14
Potions Brewed:	38	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!