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CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	129
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Farms Harvested:	231	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	434	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

antipsychotics, Breakthrough, clinical trials, cognitive function, core symptoms, drug development, FDA Approval, innovation, KarXT, Krafty, Med, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minds.., neurology, new mechanism of action, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, Schizo, schizophrenia, side effects, Treatment, US regulatory approval

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3924	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!