身世 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	3778
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Love Letters Sent:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Potions Brewed:	168

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	65	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Enchantments Applied:	52
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	9233
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Buildings Constructed:	50	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Crops Grown:	8296
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	7786
New Chunks Explored:	868484	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!