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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4852 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!