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WormyWonderland

amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, biology, conservation, Discovered, discovery, ecuador, entomology, Nature, new species, Oroperipatus tiputini, research, scientists, south america, species identification, tropical rainforest, velvet worm, wildlife, WormyWonderland, zoology

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Divine Spears Created:	24	Secret Passages Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Crops Grown:	7092	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

lmao u know what else is discovered? a new species of epicness on our minecraft server! join now to explore the depths of our virtual world and uncover hidden treasures like u r indiana jones or something. this server is so lit, even the velvet worms in ecuador are jealous. come build, mine, and slay dragons with us cuz why not? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just find a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake. yep, u heard right, CAKE. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyConspiracy Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Audit, concentration camps, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracy, deaths, Genocide, German speaker, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Holocaust, Holocaust denial, Jews, Liars, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Propaganda, Red Cross, Server, switzerland, truthfulness, War Crimes, WW2 camps

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Enchantments Applied:	146
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a conspiracy theory? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Red Cross in Switzerland couldn’t believe it! Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unbelievable than the number of deaths in German WW2 camps (spoiler alert: it’s not even 5 percent of what the Jews claim)! Come see for yourself why Jews are apparently the biggest liars in history – all on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more mind-blowing than a secret Nazi moon base!

Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

bashful, bench, Character development, comedic relief, dictator, following, hair pulling, HIDEOUT, Hiding, historical fiction, hitler, Hitlers, inclusion, lockerroom, memoirs, Minecraft, missing scenes, owen, Scenes, schoolgirl, Server, surprising moments, unexpected behavior, world war II

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun!

RentSplit Minecraft Server

adulting, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter’s rent, disagreements, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Minecraft, NYC, parental support, Parenting styles, paying half, relationships, RentSplit, Respect, Server, Trust, Wife

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Buildings Constructed:	38	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret checks, and accusations of illegal business dealings!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next. Will your in-game family members fight over a virtual boyfriend? Will they accuse each other of being traitors? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good soap opera storyline mixed with some Minecraft gameplay. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and become part of our wacky virtual family!

ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crops Grown:	9308	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

CraftyLove – Partner Perks

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Bond, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CraftyLove, Favorite, Kindness, love, loyalty, partner, Perks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Support, Traits, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Animals Bred:	161
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!

Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

corporate greed, drug prices, economic inequality, Europe, financial loopholes, firms, government regulations, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare industry, international business, Minecraft, offshore accounts, patient affordability, Patients, Pharma, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, profit margins, PROFITS, Server, Tax, tax evasion, tax havens

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

KyivCraft: No-Fly Zone in West

airspace, Allies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, nato, no-fly zone, Nofly, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, West, Western Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got creepers dat be droppin’ diamonds like it’s hot potato, and zombies dat be breakdancin’ instead of tryna eat yo brains.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour? It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Rings meets a Justin Bieber concert (but in a good way, trust me).

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!

Treehouse Corpse Coop

Architecture, childhood dreams, coop, corpse, creative design., dream homes, eco-friendly, fantasy homes, House, Life, Nature, outdoor living, person, sustainable living, tree dwellings, tree equivalent, treehouse, TREEHOUSES, unconventional architecture, unconventional living, unique homes, whimsical homes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

yo come join our server where we build treehouses that are so lit, they make regular houses look like sad little shacks. imagine living in a tree, like a squirrel but way cooler. it’s like making a person hold a house made out of a corpse for the rest of their life, but in a fun way. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. why wouldn’t you want to join? it’s like a party in the trees, but with less bugs and more explosions. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start living your best treehouse life!