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Wrestling Minecraft SMP: Who’s the Bill Cosby of Wrestling?

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild wrestling match mixed with a comedy show hosted by the one and only Bill Cosby (not really, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and maybe even a surprise guest appearance from your favorite WWE wrestler (just kidding, but a player named Stone Cold Steve Austin might show up). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Funny Women Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Votes:	796	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of swiping left and right on hookup apps, only to end up with a bunch of fatherless children? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a solution for you! Join us and go cold turkey on hookup apps, because why give men sex before marriage when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world instead? Plus, who needs a man when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect you? So come join us and show those men what they’re missing out on – a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need no man (or fatherless children)!

Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	164516	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a legendary champion named Sir Carbob the Carbabby Slayer. He once defeated a horde of evil carbabbies with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And let’s not forget about Lady Carbobella, the fearless warrior who tamed a wild carbabby and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Ores Mined:	9434	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Picture this: Krillin from Dragon Ball Z has somehow found his way into the Minecraft world and he’s causing chaos everywhere he goes. Will he use his destructo disc to mine diamonds? Will he team up with creepers to take down Ender Dragons? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of Krillin in Minecraft unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

Welcome to Minecraft SMP: Blocky Banter

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because Cretaceous Place is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!

So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.

RIP Minecraft Server Prodigy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	300	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	6473
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a true legend too! Our production skills are so top-notch, even the Beatles would be jealous. We promise you’ll be rocking out to creeper explosions and zombie groans in no time. Who needs a yellow submarine when you can sail the high seas of our server with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor? Come join us and let’s make some legendary memories together!

SecretlyCrafted Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Love Letters Sent:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	8967
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have perfected “The LOL System,” a piece of technology that can analyze the most hilarious memories contained within your brain! Join us as we dive into the wacky world of Minecraft with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

Legacy Crystal PvP server Minecraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	132
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

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Unironically… Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up and make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.

Happy Craft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Enchantments Applied:	121	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark, with only the sound of creepy cave noises to keep you company? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee happiness! How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.