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BabyBlocks Minecraft Server

3 week old baby, APPOINTMENTS, BabyBlocks, bills, birthday gift, blaming fiancée, christmas, defended fiancée, delivery room, entitled mother, Gender Reveal, last name, late gift, Minecraft, neglecting, new baby, outcasting, parental leave, Pregnancy, Ridiculous, Server, tight budget, Understanding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing family members who think the world revolves around them? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any toxic family dynamics.

Forget about buying expensive gifts for birthdays – on our server, the only gift you need is a diamond pickaxe! Build a birthday cake out of blocks and celebrate in style. And if your virtual mom starts causing trouble, just block her (literally) and move on with your day.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie battles instead? It’s time to game on and leave the family drama at the door.

BallBustingNeighbors

BallBustingNeighbors, boundary setting, child safety, confrontation avoidance, Cul de Sac, kickball game, kids playing outside, neighbor dispute, neighborhood etiquette, neighborly behavior, outdoor activities, outdoor play, outdoor recreation, park proximity, parking issues, property boundaries, property damage, property respect, respectful communication, security cameras, wiffle ball game

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2639
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cul de sac drama never ends! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of wiffle ball wars and kickball chaos.

Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with non-stop action as we dodge wiffle balls flying at our houses and cars. Will you be the hero who saves the day by moving your car out of harm’s way, or will you risk it all and let the chaos unfold?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features epic quests to retrieve lost kickballs from the neighbor’s yard, complete with security camera obstacles and potential tripping hazards. Can you outsmart the kids and retrieve the ball without getting caught on camera?

Join us on this thrilling adventure and show the cul de sac who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone trips over a plant. So grab your virtual wiffle ball bat and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

5b5c [Анархия 1.12.2] Minecraft server

1.12.2, Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, best, Chaos, Community, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Rules, ONLINE, privates, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, wipes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Server without wipes, without privates, The best anarcho server on Aternos!

5b5c.aternos.me

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	81	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	7133	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Name	Lacerta Survival
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Server Features	No plugins, no tping, no claims, no economy
Community Building	Encouraged to build nearby for sense of community
Server Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join the discord and get whitelisted. You can join the discord using this link: https://discord.gg/gsfhEgmczx

Are there any plugins on the server?

No, there are no plugins on the server that modify the vanilla gameplay experience. This is a pure vanilla survival server.

Can I teleport or claim land?

No, there are no tping or claims plugins on the server. Players are encouraged to build relatively close to each other for a sense of community.

Is there an in-game economy?

No, there are no economy plugins on the server. Players are encouraged to trade and interact with each other in a barter system.

Mystic Riverrealm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Live Stream, long tail tags, music stream, mystic, online streaming, Riverrealm, stream availability, stream channels, stream content, stream devices, stream genres, stream options, stream platform, stream quality, stream recommendations, stream selection, stream subscription, stream variety, Streaming Service, video streaming, what stream

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	240
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Meteorites Collected:	0

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You know how in the regular world you can’t just build a castle out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle? Well, on this server, you can do all that and more!

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild in this crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft server!

CandyCraftBirthdayBonanza

Birthday, Boy, candy, CandyCraftBirthdayBonanza, cashier, Chocolate, christmas eve, corner store, Figure, gas station, girl, heavy set, japanese candies, JOKE, Kids, Lid, Mother, nasty look, Purse, straw, wrong way

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5474	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of giving like never before! Just like the time I generously paid for a kid’s candy on Christmas Eve, you’ll find yourself in a world full of surprises and kindness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a grumpy mother who just can’t handle your hilarious jokes about trying to keep your “girl-ish figure” while playing Minecraft. So come on, join us and let’s spread some laughter and fun together!

LaneMergeLolz Minecraft SMP

defensive driving, driver communication, driving etiquette, driving habits, lane courtesy, lane discipline, LaneMergeLolz, Minecraft, road behavior, road courtesy, road etiquette, road manners, road safety, Signaling, smp, traffic, traffic awareness, traffic flow, traffic psychology, traffic signals, vehicle positioning, vehicle spacing

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	6606	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear. So like, imagine this, you’re just mining some diamonds, right? And suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you out of nowhere, like what even is that? And then you try to ride one but it starts flying and you’re just soaring through the sky like a majestic llama superhero. It’s insane, I tell you.

But wait, there’s more. One time, I was building a castle and a bunch of zombies showed up but instead of attacking me, they started breakdancing. Like, what even is that? And then a giant chicken came and challenged me to a dance-off. I mean, who knew chickens had such sick moves, right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time I found a secret portal that led to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. I mean, who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of their favorite snack?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and nothing is ever boring. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those killer llamas, they’re sneaky little buggers.

CraftyCritiqueMC

advice, Communication, compassion, constructive criticism, CraftyCritiqueMC, criticism, Diplomacy, Empathy, Etiquette, Feedback, friendship, Honesty, Kindness, relationships, sensitivity, Social Skills, Support, tact, tactful, thoughtful communication, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	687603	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

On our server, we have a special feature where you can criticize your friends without sounding rude or brutal. That’s right, you can roast your buddies to your heart’s content and they won’t even get mad! It’s all in good fun, of course.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Pigman King in battle, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this epic prize?

So come join us on our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. See you there!

Syria2Libya Minecraft Server

civil war, Conflict, deployment, eastern europe, forces, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, intervention, libya, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, Military, Minecraft, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Syria, Syria2Libya, Unrest

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	2187	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a whole army of russian soldiers moving from syria to libya just to play with us!! like, how crazy is that?? we’re gonna have the most intense battles and build the most insane bases, all while dodging missiles and stuff. plus, putin himself is gonna be our admin, so u know it’s gonna be lit. join now before the russians take over the server and make u squat in a gulag or something, comrade!

Trump’s Troop Retreat: Minecraft Mayhem

Armed Forces, coalition forces, Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, long tail tags, MAYHEM, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, opposition forces, regional stability, Retreat, Syria rebels, Syrian civil war, troop, trump, Trumps, united states involvement, US support, US-backed, withdraw troops

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	918537	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Star Shards Collected:	263

so, liek, u kno how syria is all cray cray with rebels and stuff? well, dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. u can be a rebel and fight against da evil mobs tryin to take over da land. but wait, here’s da twist – u got da US backing u up! trump is all like “yeah, go rebels, fight for freedom!” so come join dis server and help us win da war against da evil mobs. plus, we got mad loot and sick builds to explore. so what u waitin for? join now and be a hero in dis epic battle for justice!