TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	499	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ores Mined:	7596	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Star Shards Collected:	295
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	908689	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	165
New Chunks Explored:	762910	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

RingRivalryCraft

atrocious crime, Band, Best Friend, birthday gift, birthstone, Communication, design, Earrings, emotionally abusive, engagement ring, family, Halo, intentional hurt, jewelry, Lovingly, mom, rejection, Ring, RingRivalryCraft, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ores Mined:	4124
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where birthstone ring controversies are a daily occurrence! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship troubles caused by matching jewelry.

Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!

DumbSignsMC SMP

brainless, clueless behavior, Daft, dim-witted, dull-witted, dumb, DumbSignsMC, foolish behavior, foolishness, idiotic actions, Ignorant Behavior, imbecilic behavior, lack of common sense, lacks intelligence, low iq, moronic behavior, signs of stupidity, simple-minded, slow-witted, smp, unintelligent actions, unintelligent traits

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2558	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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