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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 6979 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!