New Minecraft Servers 2025

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絶叫 Minecraft Servers

  • SneakerScrubKitchenSink

    SneakerScrubKitchenSink
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 4003
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 7879
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy gossip and outrageous stories just like this one!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of using a special brush for washing eggs, only to have your sneaky husband use it to scrub his dirty sneakers in the kitchen sink! But wait, there’s more – he claims he can sanitize it like a pro because he worked in wastewater treatment! Who knew cleaning shoes could be so scandalous?

    But don’t worry, we’ve got all the drama you need to keep you entertained. From using toothbrushes to clean toilets and then brushing your teeth with them, to arguing about basic hygiene with your significant other, our server is full of wild and wacky adventures.

    So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure to bring your own egg brush and leave your dirty sneakers at home!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SecretSMPBFFS

    SecretSMPBFFS
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 7956
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Ores Mined: 9215
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where secrets are spilled like lava from a volcano! Our community is full of players with hidden talents and mysterious pasts just waiting to be uncovered. Who knows, maybe your best friend on the server is actually a secret master builder or a redstone genius in disguise! Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the juiciest secrets and create unforgettable memories in our wild and unpredictable world. Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperDateDisaster

    CreeperDateDisaster
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 1976
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old dates that end in awkward silences and uncomfortable moments? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating hotspot!

    Join us for a chance to have the most hilarious and outrageous date of your life. Picture this: you and your date building a giant pink castle together, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or how about going on a romantic boat ride that ends with both of you accidentally falling into a pit of lava?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine the chaos that could ensue when everyone is under the influence of this wacky potion.

    So if you’re looking for a date that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TasteQuestMC

    TasteQuestMC
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 354
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 1368
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where we have candy trees that grow lollipops and gumdrop bushes that fart rainbows. u can ride on flying unicorns and battle evil gummy bears that try to steal ur diamonds. plus, our admins are actually wizards who can turn u into a dragon if u ask nicely. come join the fun and see why we swallow candy even tho we only eat it for the taste.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DreamBlox SMP: Where creepers blow up your house and your dreams

    DreamBlox SMP: Where creepers blow up your house and your dreams
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 9683
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

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    DreamBlox Overview

    Description
    DreamBlox is a community focused SMP server which provides a creative space for passionate people from the Minecraft universe to thrive in.

    Our Vision

    We hope to form a community consisting of committed players that will ultimately form a fun, creative, supportive and rewarding experience for everybody involved. Our dream combines interactive economy, exciting events, challenging games and amusing pranks into one unique experience which everybody can be a part of. We plan on keeping the current map for as long as possible. This opens up huge oppurtunities for ambitious players and their big projects which hide in their wild imagination.It is worth mentioning that we have a few datapacks and mods. However they only enchance Vanilla survival with no major tweaks.

    Who can join?

    Players who love Minecraft and want to share that love others online are more than welcome to submit an application and join our wonderful community. Our message is aimed to people who are dedicated and want to take their imaginative potential into a long-term experience. We do not close doors for younger players (16+) as we believe the new generation can bring great innovation and creativity to the playing board. We do however expect the same level of maturity from everybody in order to provide a safe and comfortable environment for our fellow dreamers.

    How to join?

    Find out more information on our Discord server and apply to be a part of our small but growing family. Make sure to take a look on our Dynmap. If you’re still not convinced have a glance at our Youtube video. Let’s dream big together!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join if I’m under 16 years old? We do not close doors for younger players (16+) as we believe the new generation can bring great innovation and creativity to the playing board. We do however expect the same level of maturity from everybody in order to provide a safe and comfortable environment for our fellow dreamers.
    Are there any mods or datapacks on the server? Yes, we have a few datapacks and mods. However they only enhance Vanilla survival with no major tweaks.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Stanley’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Stanley’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 3169
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Star Shards Collected: 263
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity that is our server!

    Join us for a wild ride where creepers ride pigs, zombies breakdance, and skeletons wear sunglasses. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on the weekends.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where villagers break it down to funky beats, and every full moon, the cows turn into werewolves and challenge players to dance-offs.

    So come on down and join us for the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IndioQueenMC SMP – The Creeper King Waiting in the Shadows

    IndioQueenMC SMP – The Creeper King Waiting in the Shadows
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 9816
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Votes: 9927 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Potions Brewed: 79 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Emeralds Found: 798
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the Indio females of the Americas are our VIP guests! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your mudhut when suddenly giant canoes arrive on the horizon. What could be inside? Well, let me tell you, it’s not your average group of players. These Indio females bring a whole new level of chaos and excitement to our server.

    Join us for a chance to trade with these mysterious visitors, learn their ancient building techniques, and maybe even join them on a quest to find the legendary diamond llama. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will unfold when you’re playing alongside the Indio females of the Americas?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, because this Minecraft SMP is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SeafoodSurpriseCraft

    SeafoodSurpriseCraft
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 1822
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as spicy as a seafood boil! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when your husband surprises you with a $400 seafood feast without even asking if you want any.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back like your sister-in-law’s husband hiding leftovers in the fridge. And just like your husband’s promise of making you spaghetti to show appreciation, we promise to provide endless fun and laughter to make up for any misunderstandings.

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only thing spreading faster than lung cancer is the excitement of playing on our server. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft world full of surprises and unexpected plot twists? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SickTalk Minecraft SMP

    SickTalk Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 7697
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Ores Mined: 9887
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

    Our server is so crazy that we don’t even talk about normal diseases or illnesses – we only discuss the most outlandish and absurd ones. From the dreaded Chicken Nuggetitis to the rare case of Exploding Block Syndrome, you’ll never run out of bizarre topics to chat about with your fellow players.

    But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the annual Creeper Fashion Show, where players dress up their creepers in the most stylish outfits they can find. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where pigs and their owners compete for the title of fastest swine in the land.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of shenanigans. Who knows, you might even discover a new disease or two along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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