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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1969 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, including our chunky comrades! We believe in celebrating diversity, even if that means having a few extra pixels on your character. Join us if you’re tired of being judged by your virtual waistline and want to build a community where everyone is accepted, no matter their size.
But beware, our server has a secret underground society of chubby players who have banded together to overthrow the skinny overlords. Rumor has it they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give them super strength and agility. Will you join their ranks and fight for fat liberation? Or will you stick with the normies and risk being squashed by a giant porkchop-wielding giant?
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why being fat in Minecraft isn’t just a stereotype – it’s a revolution! Join us and show Atlus that big is beautiful, one block at a time.
