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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5496 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.
join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.
plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.
