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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2340 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4935 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 1377 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Dimension Hops: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.
plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.