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JawlineCraft: Where Even Pixelated Players Can Have Perfect Jawlines!

attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, evolutionary biology, facial features, genetics, hookup culture, Insecurities, jawline genetics, JawlineCraft, Jawlines, Masculinity, masculinity norms, perfect, physical appearance, pixelated, Players, relationships, self esteem, self worth, sexual attraction, societal expectations, societal standards

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of being judged by your jawline in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, jawlines are irrelevant! In fact, we encourage players to embrace their unique facial features, no matter how non-optimal they may be.

Join us and experience a world where jawlines don’t matter and everyone is free to express themselves however they please. Who needs a chiseled jaw when you can build epic structures and conquer the virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of players who have transcended the need for jawlines altogether. Legend has it that they possess unimaginable powers and can build jaw-dropping creations with just a flick of their wrist.

So why waste your time worrying about your jawline when you could be exploring a world where anything is possible? Join our server today and leave your jawline woes behind!

LOLcraft: Lucky Star Edition

Anime, anime girl’s, best friends, comedy, COSPLAY, Edition, friendship, Gaming, high school, humor, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Konata Izumi, LolCraft, luckier girls, Lucky, lucky charms, Lucky Star, Manga, Otaku, pair, school life, slice of life, star

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of being unlucky in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a pair of luckier girls who will bring you all the good fortune you need! These girls have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, and just being in their presence will increase your chances of finding diamonds by 1000% (results may vary). Join our server now and bask in the glow of these lucky ladies as you embark on epic adventures and build magnificent creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to have luck on your side – join us today!

FraudCraft: Where Liberals Can Practice Their Election Shenanigans and Build Their Corrupt Empires

Accountability, BUILD, challenge, Cheating, Competition, control, corrupt, Corruption, Deception, Democracy, dishonesty, election, election fraud, Empires, Fairness, FraudCraft, fraudulence, game on, Liberals, Manipulation, Politics, power, Practice, Shenanigans, strategy, Tactics, Voting

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you a liberal looking to hone your election fraud skills? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can practice your shady tactics in a virtual world! Build your own voting machines, manipulate the results, and see if you can outsmart your opponents. Who needs real politics when you can rule the virtual world with your deceitful ways? Join now and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, the only thing we take seriously is winning…no matter the cost!

LatinoCraft: Where Latinus and his crew build epic blocky empires!

Ancient civilization, ancient mythology, blocky, Born, BUILD, concubine, CREW, divine lineage, Empires, Epic, eponym, Herakles, Hyperborean, Latin culture, Latin heritage, LatinoCraft, Latinus, leader of the Latins, legendary hero, legendary leader, Myth, mythical origin, mythological ancestry, mythological figure, Nordic, Prisoner

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Votes:	5706	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, Latinus himself was born from Herakles and his Hyperborean prisoner/concubine! That’s right, we can into nordics and all kinds of crazy mythology. Join us for epic battles, mythical creatures, and a whole lot of WTF moments. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty AF Server: Where we don’t need fancy announcements to kick butt & mine diamonds!

action, Adventure, Announcements, butt, Challenging, Combat, Crafty, diamonds, dont, Fancy, FANTASY, FIREBALLS, Gaming, INTENSE, kick, no fancy announcement, no stupid speech, offscreen, RPG, Screen, Server, strategy, sucker punch, surprise attack, TEAM, Thrilling, unexpected, video games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about fancy announcements or boring speeches, we like to keep things interesting here. Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a dozen fireballs come out of nowhere and obliterate half of your team. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, we appear on screen and sucker punch you for good measure. Join us if you dare, for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have this level of insanity?

Feed or grief, your choice! HungryCraft – where hunger games meets building fun!

aid, Assistance, building, Choice, Community, dependency, deserving, ENTITLEMENT, Ethics, Feed, Feeding, free, Fun, games, Government, Grief, Hunger, HungryCraft, Life, meets, non-native, Population, Resources, RESPONSIBILITY, self reliance, Struggle, Support, Survival, Welfare

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we follow the rule of survival of the fittest! We believe in tough love and tough gameplay, so if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of our pixelated kitchen.

Join us if you’re ready to fend for yourself and show off your survival skills. No handouts here, folks! We don’t believe in creating dependency, so get ready to work for your resources and build your empire from the ground up.

And watch out for those non-native players, they’ll be knocking on your virtual door asking for freebies like it’s a Minecraft soup kitchen. But we say, let them fend for themselves or call their own kind for help. Life is a struggle, and if you can’t handle it, you don’t deserve to thrive in our crazy world.

So come join our server if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, fight for your place in the Minecraft universe, and laugh in the face of danger. Just remember, only the strong survive here, so bring your A-game and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

ChadCraft: Where tall, well-dressed chads make you mad!

Appearance, Chad, chadcraft, Chads, comparison, Competition, envy, fashion, Frustration, fuckboys, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, MANLET, self esteem, slob, steal, Tall, Ugly, well-dressed, welldressed, young

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	2674	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of being overshadowed by tall, well-dressed chads in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a well-dressed ugly manlet like you! No more feeling inadequate next to those tall, handsome players – here, we embrace our short, fashionably challenged selves.

Join our server and unleash your inner manlet in a world where being fashionably challenged is celebrated. Build your own stylish but slightly off-kilter creations, compete in fashion shows where the ugliest outfit wins, and bond with fellow manlets over your shared struggles.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those tall chads that being a well-dressed ugly manlet is where it’s at! Who needs height and good looks when you’ve got style and a sense of humor?

“Bungo Stray Blocks” – A Minecraft server where literary characters roam and build their own worlds!

action, amateur hour, Anime, Atsushi Nakajima, blocks, braindead fans, BUILD, Bungo, bungo stray dogs, Character development, Characters, comedy, criticism, dark humor, Dazai Osamu, detective agency, literary, literary references, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, normalfag, roam, Server, SLOP, Stray, Supernatural, Superpowers, worlds, Writing

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, amateur hour Minecraft servers filled with normalfag anime fans? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate slop-filled paradise for all the true meme lords out there!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser beams, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with hilarious trolls, crazy builders, and even a few sentient creepers who just want to make friends.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can be part of the madness and mayhem on our server? Come join us and see why we’re the best-kept secret in the Minecraft universe. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Chaos and Nonsense

bullshit, Chaos, Conversation, Crafty, digital content, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet culture, internet trends, memes, nonsense, Online Community, online sharing, photos, Random, social media, Thread, Videos, viral content

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! We’ve got everything from hilarious photos to side-splitting videos to the dankest memes you’ve ever seen.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary “LOL” sword, rumored to make your enemies die of laughter. Or team up with other players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable, like a giant statue of a potato riding a chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Will you be brave enough to seek them out and uncover their hilarious secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your way to victory!

Crafty Countrymen: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen!

age bias, age discrimination, age-related discrimination, Ageism, countrymen, Crafty, discrimination, discrimination at young age, generational gap, happen, INEQUALITY, injustice, Minecraft, mistreatment, prejudice, Shenanigans, social justice, societal issues, societal norms, unfair treatment, unfairness, young adults, youth discrimination, youth rights

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of your countrymen constantly causing chaos in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no countrymen allowed” policy! Join us and escape the madness of your fellow citizens as we embark on epic adventures together.

At just 26 years old, I’ve already seen things that would make a seasoned Minecraft player cry. But on our server, we laugh in the face of danger and embrace the chaos with open arms. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a countryman, in which case, you’re not welcome here.