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OverItMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring adult content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

MeltdownCraft – AITA for SIL’s Nickname?

aita, MeltdownCraft, Nickname, sils

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Mines Excavated:	1809	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive players, rude remarks, and shopping trips gone wrong. Our server is the perfect place to bond with your soon-to-be sister-in-law, who will constantly remind you that you’re not good enough for her brother.

But don’t worry, our server is also a place where you can unleash your inner sass and give snarky nicknames to those who deserve it. Just be prepared for the full-on public meltdowns and phone blowing up that may follow.

So if you’re looking for a server filled with high maintenance drama and quirky opinions, look no further! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoTolerateCraft

absolute dealbreaker, absolute not, beyond the pale, Boundaries, crossing the line, dealbreaker, firm stance, intolerable actions, Limits, lines in the sand, never tolerate, no exceptions, non-negotiable, non-negotiables, NoTolerateCraft, red flag, sticking point, Ultimatum, unacceptable behavior, unforgivable, zero tolerance

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of evil chickens ruling the land! These feathered fiends have taken over and are forcing players to wear chicken costumes at all times. But fear not, on our server, you can fight back against the poultry oppressors and reclaim your freedom! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a dancing pig named Porky P! So come join us and let’s overthrow those clucking dictators together!

F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

Air Force, aircraft, Alliance, arms deal, Aviation, Defense, defense procurement, Edition, european union, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military equipment, military technology, nato, Netherlands, Partnership, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Farms Harvested:	982

omg u guys, u have to join this epic minecraft server, it’s like ukraine getting their first F-16 fighter jets from the netherlands, but in minecraft form! imagine flying around in a fighter jet shooting creepers and zombies, it’s gonna be lit! plus, the netherlands are known for their epic tulip fields, so expect some colorful and beautiful landscapes in this server. join now and be part of the epic battle for minecraft supremacy!

EmpathyCraft – Building Strong Relationships

Bond, building, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Connection, couple, emotional intimacy, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Husbands, marital strain, Marriage, marriage counseling, new study, Partners, protective factors, relationships, Safeguard, sense of intimacy, STRONG, Support, Understanding, Wives

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

LOL this server is like a marriage counselor for your Minecraft adventures! Join us and learn how to show empathy and emotional intimacy towards your fellow players. Protect your sense of intimacy when creeper explosions cause marital strain between you and your Minecraft spouse. Our server is like therapy, but with more diamonds and less talking. Come join us and build a strong relationship with your blocky partner!

Stick World Minecraft server

Adventure, build cities, build houses, Community, Country, Creative, Download, FANTASY, Gaming, LongCity, minecraft server, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, RP project, Server, Stick World

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

We will be glad to see you on our server LongCity! To play on our RP project you will need to download mods: https://cloud.mail.ru/public/YGCd/vsA1kpHGg, join, build houses and cities in our country!

167.235.181.103:20276

KobbledKarp Cobblemon(Fabric)

Adventure, Biomes, Boss Pokémon, Cobblemon, Economy, Enhancements, Evtraining, f2p, Fabric, Gaming, grand opening, Gts, Gyms, Kits, Landclaim, market, Milestones, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, Pokehunt, pokemon, Pokémon Structures, Relaxed, Server, Size Variation, STS, Survival, Terralith, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

🌟GRAND OPENING – BRAND NEW SERVER🌟🌐 Welcome to KobbledKarp – Your Ultimate Cobblemon Adventure! 🌟Currently Running on the latest Fabric Cobblemon 1.20.1Greetings, Trainer!

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience:

excitement of exchanging Pokémon

New Biomes 🌋✨: Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources!

Gyms 🏋️‍♂️: Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements 💎: Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience!

Pokédex Milestones 📚🎁: Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits!

Vote Rewards and Parties 🗳️🎊: Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events!

Wild Pokémon Size Variation 🐾📏: Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection!

Boss Pokémon 🏆💥: Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team.

Pokémon-Themed Structures 🏠🧩: Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features!

PokéBuilder 🛠️: Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

play.kobbledkarp.com

GeodeCraft: Where geodes are the new currency and griefing is an o-fence.

armor, Currency, custom crate, Custom Economy, Custom Items, entity stacking, Friendly, GeodeCraft, geodes, Griefing, Land Claims, oFENCE, player feedback, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, semi survival, smp, spawner stacking, Stable Economy, Tools, Updates, Vanilla, welcoming environment

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claims	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Custom crate tools, armor and items	Unique and custom items available through in-game crates
Player Shops	Players can create their own shops to trade with others
Player Warps	Players can set their own warps for easy teleportation
McMMO	Level up skills and abilities to enhance gameplay
Resource Worlds	Different worlds for gathering specific resources
Custom Economy plugin	Unique economy system for trading and transactions
Stacking	Entities, spawners, and items can be stacked for convenience

IP: mc.geodecraft.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address mc.geodecraft.net in your Minecraft client.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a friendly and positive environment for all players. Make sure to read and abide by the rules posted on our Discord server.

Can I create my own shop on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops to trade with others. Use the player shops feature to set up your own shop.

What is the currency used on the server?

We have a custom economy plugin in place with its own currency for transactions and trading.

SnowyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchantments Applied:	212
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Whitebros, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money vault. Not only that, but the creepers have been trained to break dance instead of explode, making them the life of the party at every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have reported encountering a secret underground village populated entirely by llamas who speak fluent pig Latin. And if you manage to befriend them, they’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of llama wool).

So come join Whitebros, where the adventures are wild, the friendships are strong, and the memes are danker than a freshly mined block of obsidian. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity!