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CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Star Shards Collected:	89

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mines Excavated:	4964	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Void Gems Collected:	21

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Love Letters Sent:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crops Grown:	3366	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Animals Bred:	167	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Farms Harvested:	961
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Behavior, British, Communication, Conversation, culture, English, English language, formal, Greeting, hello, humor, Manners, Mr Nigel Lovecock, name.., people, Polite, Realm, Sir, sirs, social norms, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Votes:	1304
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!