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VomCraft LOLZ

accident, Apology, dry heaving, EMBARRASSMENT, endorphin rush, gagging, Girlfriend, grossed out, headache, Laughter, lolz, misunderstanding, neck popping, popping sounds, reaction, Tension, tension release, throwing up, Unintentional, VomCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Alien Abductions:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Need a break from the usual block-building and mining? Come join us and witness epic moments like the time a player’s neck popped so loud it made another player throw up! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, but with a twist of comedy.

Our server is full of unexpected surprises and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MorningMineGuiltyPleasure SMP

Breakfast, coffee, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure drink, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure snack, indulgence, morning comfort, morning cravings, morning delight, morning habits, morning indulgence, morning joy, morning luxury, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, MorningMineGuiltyPleasure, pampering, Relaxation, self-care, smp, treat yourself

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of waking up and facing the same old boring routine in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner craziness!

Join us for a morning ‘guilty pleasure’ like no other – instead of sipping on a boring cup of coffee, why not start your day by riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Or maybe you prefer to start your day by pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens disguised as gifts? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start your mornings off with a bang! Who knows what hilarious antics and crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server. Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!

Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

Communication, English, Fails, grammar, grammar errors, grammar mistakes, grammar pet peeves, grammar police, grammar rules, Grammarnauts, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, lol, mistake, native, native speaker, Nazis, Punctuation, Speaker, speaking, Spelling, Syntax, Writing

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!

DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, battle, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Donetsk region, DonetskDestruction, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Russian forces, separatists, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	9781
Enchantments Applied:	268	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we re-create this intense battle between russian and ukraine forces in donetsk region! fight for your faction and help push back the enemy or join the chaos and cause mayhem!

we have custom weapons like exploding potatoes and laser swords, plus you can ride on giant chickens into battle!

our admins are like real-life superheroes, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyLanguageDNA

ancient DNA, ancient populations, archaeological evidence, CraftyLanguageDNA, cultural evolution, dispersion of languages, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, historical migration, human history, human migration patterns, language evolution, language families, linguistic diversity, linguistics, new study, population genetics, sheds light, study

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.

our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!

we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

Anarchy, Bedwars, don’t trust everyone, Dupe, Earth, Friendly, goodluck, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, Problem, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, tip, Trust, War, world war 3

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, Armed Forces, Caesar, CaesarCraft, Class War, Crisis, Democracy, Game, honest politician, Military, Minecraft, Ministry of Defence, Planning, political party, political system, popular support, Populist candidate, power, Server, shtf, social media, society, Support

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Votes:	6714
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6496	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.