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RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	6310	Star Shards Collected:	206
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	392466
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	976	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1095
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Items Found:	6172
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	200
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Crops Grown:	8550	Farms Harvested:	105

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9030	Dragon Eggs Found:	6818
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Farms Harvested:	701

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!