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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 2187 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and chaos. Build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or just chill in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).
But that’s not all! We have weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where you have to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes while dodging angry llamas. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco.
So come on down to our server and embrace the cringe. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.