The Unemployed Minecraft SMP Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Areas, battlefield, challenge, Chaos, Community, Conquer, Contact, Discord, DOMINATE, enemies, Factions, INTENSE, Minecraft, navigate, Platform, smp, strategy, Survival, unemployed

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Unemployed SMP Server Overview

Features
Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain hearts from your enemies and dominate the battlefield.
Team Plugins: Form alliances, build your faction, and take on other players.
Warps: Navigate easily and conquer new areas.
Hard Difficulty: Only the strong survive—are you up for the challenge?
Java & Bedrock Compatible: Play on any platform!

Join the Community

Discord: https://discord.gg/VGNfGtUeu8

Contact: Message Icex1x on Discord for more details.

Your journey starts now! Will you rise to the top, or fall in the chaos?

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server for Java only?	No, the server is Java & Bedrock compatible, so players can join regardless of platform.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to the server IP or through the provided Discord server link.
Are there any special gameplay mechanics on the server?	Yes, the server features lifesteal mechanics, team plugins, and warps to enhance the survival experience.
Is the server on hard difficulty?	Yes, the server is on hard difficulty to provide a challenging experience for players.

Luminous Vortex 1.20.2

1.20.2, luminous, Tits Boobs Breasts Cleavage Busty Nipples Topless Sexy Sensual Erotic Curvy Voluptuous Teasing Naughty Seductive Alluring Titillating Provocative Sultry Tempting, vortex

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you wanna yeet yourself off a cliff? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride of epic proportions where you can build your dream world and battle mythical creatures like a freakin’ Minecraft Hercules!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than Jeff Bezos on payday!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about the fact that our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots tacos out of your screen?!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams (or nightmares, depending on how you feel about tacos)!

FriendshipCraft: ListMania

ANIMES, BETRAYAL, Communication, confessing feelings, emotional turmoil, favorite authors, friendship, FriendshipCraft, giving advice, Guilt, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, ListMania, misunderstanding, moving on, NEW FRIEND, Novels, physical appearances, rejection, respecting boundaries, Similarities, songs

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Crops Grown:	9560
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Votes:	7311	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama levels higher than a soap opera! Join us for the chance to experience heartbreak, betrayal, and friendship all in one place.

Picture this: you reject your friend John, only for your new friend Violet to swoop in and try to steal his heart. But wait, there’s a twist! You end up giving Violet all of John’s favorite things to talk about, only for John to realize the truth and confront you about it. It’s a love triangle like no other, and it’s all happening on our server!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and scandalous plot twists? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wild and unpredictable community. Join now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of emotions!

OligarchCraft: Ottawa Fail

asset forfeiture, Corruption, economic sanctions, Fail, financial crimes, financial investigations, foreign affairs, global finance, government inaction, illicit funds, international relations, legal loopholes, legal process, money laundering, OligarchCraft, oligarchy, Ottawa, political controversy, political pressure, Russian oligarch, sanctions, seize millions

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7703	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchantments Applied:	255	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we got russian oligarchs running around trying to hide their millions from ottawa, like what even is that?!

come join us and help the oligarchs build secret underground bunkers to hide their cash, but watch out for the ottawa spies trying to catch them in the act, it’s a wild ride, man.

plus, we have like a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they’ll trade you rare items for space crystals, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so yeah, come join the madness and see if you can help the oligarchs escape ottawa’s clutches, it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

LiverCraft: Steatotic Shenanigans

2050, fatty liver, healthcare costs, insulin resistance, Liver Cancer, liver cirrhosis, liver damage, liver disease, liver failure, liver function, liver health, LiverCraft, metabolic disorders, metabolic dysfunction, metabolic syndrome, NAFLD, non-alcoholic fatty liver disease, obesity, public health, Shenanigans, Steatotic, steatotic liver disease, US

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2272	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine ur way to a steatotic liver disease like never before! u can build ur own liver out of blocks and watch it get all fatty and dysfunctional just like in real life!

we got pigs that drop bacon-flavored medicine to cure ur liver, and cows that give u milk that makes u immune to liver damage. but watch out for the evil sugar cane that tries to give u diabetes and ruin ur liver even more!

come join us and see how ur liver health will be impacted by 2050 in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to mine for a healthier liver!

Enchanted Haven 1.21.2

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Emeralds Found:	8143
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Yo, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff.

We got all the coolest mods and plugins that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into a million pieces and then put back together again.

You can build the most epic bases and structures, like seriously, you can build a castle made entirely out of diamonds if you want.

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games, we got everything from spleef to parkour to PvP battles that will make you question your own existence.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world of Minecraft madness.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, affectionate, appreciation, care, cherished, compassion, Connection, emotions, feeling loved, Happiness, Heartwarming, Intimacy, love, LoveCraftedMC, relationships, romance, sentimentality, Special, tenderness, valued, warmth

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

When was the last time you really felt loved? Probably when you joined our Minecraft server and were greeted by a horde of virtual puppies licking your face with pixelated love! Our server is like a warm hug from a creeper, except it won’t explode in your face (we promise). Join us for a chance to experience the most heartwarming virtual community ever, where even the zombies will stop trying to eat your brain just to give you a virtual hug. So come on in, because on our server, the only griefing allowed is griefing from laughter at all the ridiculousness that goes down here!

Crafty ADHD Kids

adhd, behavioral challenges, behavioral issues, childhood development, children at risk, conduct problems, Crafty, early development, early intervention, emotional difficulties, emotional health, emotional regulation, emotional regulation skills, emotional stability, Emotional support, emotional well being, findings, Kids, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, study, targeted support

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT EMOTIONAL REGULATION DIFFICULTIES AND ADHD UP IN HERE! WE’RE LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY KIDS RUNNING AROUND TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO CONTROL OUR FEELINGS WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER THAT IS OUR SERVER! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN YOU CAN JUST PLAY MINECRAFT WITH US?! #ADHDGANG #EMOTIONALWRECKS #BESTSERVEREVER

MangaVerse Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, favorite manga quotes, favorite quotes, inspiration, Manga, manga aesthetics, manga art, manga characters, manga dialogue, manga emotions, manga moments, manga panels, manga scenes, manga series, manga speech bubbles, manga storytelling, manga typography, MangaVerse, motivational, quotes, Realms

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? If not, you’re missing out on the craziest server in the multiverse! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than your favorite manga!

We’ve got creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, villagers that trade in rare anime memorabilia, and Ender Dragons that recite iconic manga quotes as they swoop down to attack.

Forget about boring old survival mode – on this server, you’ll be battling it out in epic anime-inspired PvP arenas, building skyscrapers that reach the clouds, and teaming up with other players to take down the ultimate boss: the Weeb King.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (which may or may not be a giant Pikachu), and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

ExMinecraftCoParentNoUpdate

Achievements, apps, Boundaries, clubs, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CoParenting, emergency contact, ExMinecraftCoParentNoUpdate, family involvement, important dates, involvement, parent teacher meetings, parenting, progress, reminders, RESPONSIBILITY, School, school events, Support, Updates, Websites

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Animals Bred:	126
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a single parent trying to get your ex to be involved in your child’s school life? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the frustration of constantly reminding someone to stay updated on important dates and events, just like in real life!

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, the real challenge is getting your ex to update his phone number in the school records so he can be contacted in case of an emergency. Will you be able to handle the stress of organizing school events and parent-teacher meetings while your ex sits back and relaxes? Join now and find out!

But be warned, once you join, you might start receiving texts from your ex’s family members accusing you of using your child against him. It’s all fun and games until the in-laws get involved and start calling you the real villain of the story. Are you ready for the drama? Join our server today and embrace the chaos!

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