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Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

#gutbustinglyfunny, Ahahaha, amusing, comedy, Comical, crazy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, jokes, LAUGHING, laughs, Laughter, lol, madness, Minecraft, NOPEville, ohno, rofl, silly, Smile

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blocky Banter

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7700
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1384
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Crafty AF

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

Adventures, back problems, Crafty, culture, diet, Ergonomics, Exercise, genetics, health, Healthcare, holistic health, japanese, Lifestyle, mindfulness, Nekos, pain management, physical activity, Posture, Prevention, sitting habits, spinal health, spineless, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Villages Defended:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!