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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 6975 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
