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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2944 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 942 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena during boss battles.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.