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BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness the most mind-blowing moments in Minecraft history. Who needs reality when you can have a llama army at your command and a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

FrozenAssetsMC Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid package, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, frozen assets, FrozenAssetsMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, international crisis., international relations, joe biden, political leaders, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
New Chunks Explored:	238098	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ores Mined:	8951
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Void Armor Forged:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Divine Spears Created:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	124

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

Android, Emote, express

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Rainbow Origins 1.20.1

1.20.1, autism, brain differences, brain sex, female brains, gay bottoms, gays, gender correlation, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, lesbians, Lgbt, LGBT community, male brains, manly lesbians, neurodiversity, Origins, RAINBOW, sexual orientation, transsexuality, transsexuals, womanly gays

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender confusion and brain mix-ups! We welcome all the gay bottoms and manly lesbians, as well as the transsexuals into men and womanly gays. If you’re autistic, even better – come join the LGBT party! Let’s build a world where brains and sexuality are all mixed up and anything goes. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia

#authorities, accident, Accountability, air travel, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, BlameCraft, compensation, Condolences, cooperation, diplomatic tensions, families, international relations, investigation, plane crash, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9569	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.

once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.

but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”

so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!

GazaHospitalRaidz

Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, End.., gaza, GazaHospitalRaidz, hospital attacks, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, medical facilities, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, resolution, security council, strike, united nations, violence, Violence prevention, War Crimes, WHO chief

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH SQUID THAT KNOW HOW TO TANGO.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PixelCraft Emporium 1.20.2

/v/ermins, 1.20.2, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, CN news, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emporium, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, GFL1 EN, GFL2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, lurk before posting., Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn games, Neural Cloud, News, pixelcraft, PNC EN, PNC Resources, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, Story summary, Sunborn ID, translated story, XMASGIFT, Yuritroons

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a Sunborn ID for your gaming soul. Forget Facebook and Google, bind your account here for maximum chaos!

We got guides that will blow your mind, like beginner’s FAQ that will make you question reality. Emulator guides? We got ’em. GF1, GF2, PNC resources? Check. Translated story and lore material that will make you go “whaaaaat?”

And don’t even get me started on the news and events. New Re-Supply Gacha? New Event? Targeted Procurement? Character Event? It’s like a party in the Nether, bro!

Oh, and don’t forget the secret codes. DO NOT REDEEM them, just like you shouldn’t redeem your sanity when you join this server. And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, yuritroons, retards, and degenerates. Lurk for 2 months before posting, just to prepare your brain for the madness that awaits you. Join now, or regret it forever!

InsomniaCraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2899	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. First of all, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. And if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas that can speak seven different languages.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with your builds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the wildest, craziest adventures of your life. Who needs sleep when you can be part of this epic journey? Let’s goooooo!