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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3626 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 5058 | New Chunks Explored: | 997879 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Treasure Pig, a rare mob that drops emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Treasure Pig, it will lead you to a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and golden apples galore.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and visit our resident lava llama, Larry? He’s a bit of a hothead, but he’s got a heart of gold (or maybe obsidian, who knows). Larry loves to challenge players to parkour races across pools of lava, with the winner taking home a chest full of rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start stacking those virtual Benjamins like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real-life financial advice when you’ve got a virtual empire to build?