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NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Items Found:	3473	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1821
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Void Gems Collected:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Towns Built:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Dimension Hops:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!